… And we’re back this week with an episode chock full of things that, when summarized, exceed 1500 words, yet somehow ultimately amount to nothing. The contradiction is oh so apropos because my recap for this week is a list of highlights that make NO sense and PERFECT sense simultaneously:
Why would ESPN have any reason to cross promote on the Bachelorette?
Why would it even be a question that a fire fighter would win a totally fake fire fighting challenge?
How could a guy say practically nothing on a date, but still get a rose for “being so open?”
And most importantly why is Chad still here even though he’s such a dick?
I don’t know about you, but despite my love/hate relationship with ABC’s Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise, I was eagerly awaiting the season premiere this week, mostly because it’s a fantastic excuse to live tweet snarky commentary with other like minded fans. Plus Dancing with the Stars simply doesn’t fill the gaping hole in my Monday nights quite like fabricated romance.
So without further ado, here’s what happened this week…