Why The F%#& Are We Still Marching?!?

I have never considered myself a political person and I have no intention of using this blog as a platform for my political views. In fact, I’ve spent the bulk of my time recently bouncing around between nine different posts covering various topics like the worst reasons to have children, my anti-bridal shower manifesto, and reasons why my dog is my spirit animal. None of these are political, and while they are charming, lighthearted, and funny, none of these topics matter. Does it matter that I am jealous of my dog because she sleeps 20 hours per day and gets pizza as a treat? The jury is still out, but my money is on no. So as much as I love my dog and griping about bridal showers, there are things that are more important. Things that need to be discussed. Things have erroneously been characterized as political. As I’ve stated before, for some odd reason, I feel the need to participate in things that matter and, whether it’s the grandest or smallest scale, I have felt compelled to chime in and add my singular voice to the chorus on topics that warrant discussion.  Which says a lot considering I’m introverted and antisocial.

One of these topics is the upcoming Women’s March On Washington.

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Bye bye, Bachelor…

With a new season of The Bachelor upon us, it’s with mixed emotions that I announce I will not be writing recaps this season.

I know, I know. This is shocking. Perhaps disappointing. Rest assured, dear reader (hi, Mom!), all previous recaps will remain posted for your nostalgic enjoyment because I can’t let them go that easily either. The Bachelor is my gluttonous pleasure. One of the few that doesn’t compromise my quarter-assed (the amount you can muster when halfed-ass is just too much) commitment to my fitness and nutrition efforts. In addition, The Bachelor is one of the few shows that I typically watch live. My 97%-full DVR appreciates this.

So if I love it so much, why give it up? I’ve narrowed it down to three main reasons…

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The Bachelorette Recap: Season 12 Episode 2

… And we’re back this week with an episode chock full of things that, when summarized, exceed 1500 words, yet somehow ultimately amount to nothing. The contradiction is oh so apropos because my recap for this week is a list of highlights that make NO sense and PERFECT sense simultaneously:

  • Why would ESPN have any reason to cross promote on the Bachelorette?
  • Why would it even be a question that a fire fighter would win a totally fake fire fighting challenge?
  • How could a guy say practically nothing on a date, but still get a rose for “being so open?”
  • And most importantly why is Chad still here even though he’s such a dick?

Let’s find out…
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Why You Couldn’t Pay Me To Be Single

I went to my high school prom without a date. There was no one picking me up in a limo, greeting me with a corsage, or standing behind me with his hand on my hip as we posed for quintessential awkward prom photos.

Despite the fact that I had fun, I felt like I was missing a fundamental piece of the prom experience, especially since I was one of five dateless people and that’s probably an overestimate.

Fast forward to present day. I’ve been married for almost 5 years and thankfully I have a solid Plus One. Don’t get me wrong, though. I’d be lying if I so much as hinted that every minute has been wedded bliss. There are moments I miss the freedom of being single, the thrill of the hunt, and a clean toilet. And of course there are moments best described with legal terms like “temporary insanity” because seriously, who puts their dirty socks on the coffee table?! But despite the fact that my husband is The Worst Roommate – not just the worst roommate I’ve ever had but the worst roommate that anyone anywhere has ever had – there is no amount of money you could pay me to go back to dealing with any of the following:

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The Bachelorette Recap: Season 12 Episode 1

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Welcome back, Bachelor Nation!

I don’t know about you, but despite my love/hate relationship with ABC’s Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise, I was eagerly awaiting the season premiere this week, mostly because it’s a fantastic excuse to live tweet snarky commentary with other like minded fans. Plus Dancing with the Stars simply doesn’t fill the gaping hole in my Monday nights quite like fabricated romance.

So without further ado, here’s what happened this week…

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Thanks For Stopping By!

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Lots of snarky commentary is in the works. Stay tuned…

In the mean time, you can faff around with me on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. Check out the buttons over there on the right.

The Bachelor Recap: Season 19 Episode 6

This week’s episode of The Bachelor left me with more questions than answers. In fact, this post is overly peppered with questions. Why? Because I don’t have any answers. On this or anything else.

Cheers to Deadwood South Dakota

What are we cheersing to? and who ‘s the random guy in the bowler cap?

Perhaps you do.

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